1. conversation at work

    1. i work at a halloween haunted house park
    2. Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
    3. Me: Yeah? Why's that?
    4. Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
    5. Me: uh
    6. Me: i dont get it
    7. Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
    8. Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
    9. Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
    10. some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
    11. girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
    12. other boy: *SCREAMING*
    13. girl: *SCREAMING*
    14. me: *SCREAMING*
    15. first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
     
  2. did-you-kno:

    Tornadoes are invisible. After all, they’re just moving air, right? The only reason you can see them is because of the water droplets that form inside the funnel cloud, and the dirt and debris they pick up once they touch ground. Source

     
  3. tastefullyoffensive:

    Be nice to Frank.

    [caboosium]

    (via mikeymouse513)

     
  4. did-you-kno:

    Miners in Chihuahua, Mexico discovered the Giant Crystal Cave while they were digging a new tunnel. Expecting a flood, they instead found huge crystals jutting out from the floor, which formed from the hot, mineral-rich water that filled the cave for 500,000 years. Source

     
  5. tattoosfade:

    tortillastack:

    science are u ok

    fucktupled.

    (via bentleyshorty)

     
  6. onlylolgifs:

    How to make your friends paranoid in the ocean…

    (via bentleyshorty)

     
  7. spoopyheron:

    incidentalpiratequeen:

    representation fucking matters.

    THIS IS WHY WE NEED GOOD, REAL REPRESENTATION OF MINORITIES IN KIDS SHOWS AND FILMS, SO THEY CAN HAVE SOMEONE TO RELATE TO. THIS IS SO SO FUCKING IMPORTANT.

    (Source: inforthelaughs, via mikeymouse513)

    Tagged #d'awwww
     
  8. hyenaboy:

    blackfemalepresident:

    steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

    brandx:

    U.S. Mother Gives Away 5-Year-Old Adopted Child From Haiti For Throwing Temper Tantrum

    "Having an instant multicultural family was magical for about two weeks,” says Stacey Conner, a 41-year-old American mom from Spokane, Washington.

    After she volunteered in an orphanage in Haiti in 2005, Conner and her husband adopted a 5-year-old Haitian boy named “J.”

    Conner claims the boy had attachment disorder and began a strict regimen of attachment parenting of constant surveillance in which a child must often ask for food and water. After two months, J threw a tantrum where he unintentionally hit Conner’s nose with the back of his head.

    Conner says the 5-year-old’s strike was accidental, but describes it as “a domestic violence situation. Forget love. Right then, I didn’t even like J.”

    J was sent to live with another family in the Midwest. Conner’s biological children adjusted seamlessly to life without their adoptive brother. But other people were puzzled. Neighbors who had seen J riding his bike asked, “Where’s your son?” When Conner answered truthfully, “I’d get the most horrified stares, so I’d keep walking. And I didn’t tell many out-of-town friends or extended family for months.”
    Despite such events, the Conners were approved by local social workers to become a foster family, and in October 2013 received a 3-month-old boy as their first placement.
    Sources: [x] [x]

    white people will let their white kids karate chop them in the throat and call them names in public, but a black child becomes naturally upset after you treat the kid like a grown criminal/animal and you just give them away. go it. sounds reasonable.

    "i’d get the most horrified stares"
    gee
    wonder why

    ""Having an instant multicultural family was magical for about two weeks,” says Stacey Conner"

    This reads like a freaking Onion article. I can’t believe these people actually exist.

    (via brynyanispookyjam)

     

  9. lucifeur:

    upabovetheclouds:

    Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

    I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

    (via mikeymouse513)

     
  10. danisnotonfire:

    this just happened i don’t know how to feel @nickjonas

     
  11. lokid-fallen-angel:

    popculturesavvyangel:

    destiel-inthe-shower:

    scriptscribbles:

    Let us sing the songs of our people.

    Supernatural…we have no theme song :(

    NYAAAAFWOOOOPP *annoying ringing in ear* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEENEGJIJEIOGWJ ORSGSOIGJJSKLVDLXDXSLVMGSLKGJRG *Static* *static* *silence*

    ^ that’s an incredible description

    (via mikeymouse513)

     
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  13. micdotcom:

    Powerful portraits of the Liberians who beat Ebola 

    To help humanize the overwhelming statistics, Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer and senior staff photographer at Getty Images, John Moore, visited an Ebola treatment center of the organization, Doctors Without Borders in Paynesville, Liberia. At the treatment center, survivors spoke about the brothers, sisters, husbands and wives they lost due to the disease. They also spoke of recovery, stigmas they continue to face in their villages and renewed hope.

    Follow micdotcom

    (via frozenbanana)

     
  14. ripblkdzn:

    isaacjb:

    ripblkdzn:

    and this is for all the white people that think it’s okay to say nigga

    How bout other Races, for example I’m 100 percent Latino. Can the word nigga come out of my mouth?

    just dont fucking speak. why the fuck u wanna say it so bad like omg go away you annoyin my life

    (via flomation)

     
     
  15. stfuconservatives:

    foxes-of-harrow:

    theymightbebeatles:

    lavender-labia:

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    I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

    Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best

    YESSS THIS POST IS BACK

    (via avislorraine)